TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA

TERI JULF HAI
YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA

SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO
JAI.

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were
talking about the American Astronauts.



One said to
the other, "What's the big deal about going to the
moon-anybody can go to the moon.



We are sardars we
will go direct to the sun."



"But if we get within
13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."



And
the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."

Banta Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was
carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for
college admission).

Accidently,the photograph fell
down from his pocket. He started searching for it
frantically &

found it on the floor, below the ends
of a 

woman's saree.

He asked her "Can you lift
that saree? I wanna 

take a photograph."

The rest
is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be
admitted to hospital.

He was surprised to see Santa
Singh on the bed next to him,in a worse condition.
Banta explained what happened to him.



He had gone
to a remote village to work. He 

finished late and
missed the last bus. He 

couldn't find any
hotel.



So he approached a nearby house and asked
the Owner whether he can stay there for the
night.



The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up
daughters.

Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."



He
approached the next house and asked whether he can
stay there for the night.



The Owner replied,"I
have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to
stay."



He went to the next house and asked:" Do
you 

have "grown up" Daughters?".



The Owner
asked,"WHY?????????"



Santa replied,"I wanted to
stay here for a 

night....." The rest is
history.

A man and his friend meet at the clubhouse and decide
to play a round of golf. The man has a little dog
with him, and on the first green, when he sinks a
20-foot putt, the little dog starts to yip, stands up
on its hind legs and walks around in
circles.



Amazed, the friend says, “Wow, that dog
is really talented! What does he do if you miss a
putt?”



“Somersaults,” the man
says.



“Somersaults!” the friend
exclaims.



“That’s incredible. How many does he
do?”



“It all depends on how hard I kick him.”

 

Having To Face the Fact (Medical Jokes)




Dermatologist: Good News my dear, aftr looking
through your test results I'm happy to report you
will no longer be plagued by pimples. 

Girl: Wow!
That's great! Why? 



Dermatologist: There's no
more space.

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